Footballer Attacks Bouncer with Handbag - Not to Worry, It Wasn't His

So Sylvan Ebanks-Blake, of Wolverhampton Wanderers, attacked a bouncer outside a nightclub in Plymouth, Devon...with his girlfriend's purse!

Americans worried about negative stereotypes however need not worry, as Ebanks-Blake apparently caused a three inch gash with the strike from his ladies' purse...not his ladies' purse...if you catch the difference.

Check out the complete article from the Metro.co.uk.